Alrighty!
This weekend the Princess and I were out shopping and I told her that I needed some more socks and undies.
Now for those of you that intimately know me, you know Iβm OCD about good socks and underwear.
God forbid if my undies have a tiny hole in them or are βstretched out and baggyβ in any way. I donβt mind wearing ratty sweatshirts and painted sweat pants, but I draw the line with baggy, holey underwear.
No siree, Bob.
And donβt start me on socks.
I DETEST stretched out, holey socks.
As I mentioned in one of my previous posts, I donβt do the βPippi Longstockingβ look.
Drives me batty when I see people walking around in public with flimsy, stretched-out sport socks flapping around their ankles.
Che schifo! (How disgusting!)
I donβt do βCHEAP, flimsy-lookingβ socks, either.
Especially sport socks.
And have you priced a pair of thorlo sport socks, lately, People? You need a second mortgage on your house, to purchase a pair.
I donβt have expensive clothing and jewelry, but if I get into an accident and get taken to the hospital, with my sport socks and undies still miraculously attached; at least the medics will be cutting into quality, well-made underwear and socks, to get to whatβs remaining of my menopausal, puckered, (slightly) fluffy body parts.
So, anyway, I told the Princess that I needed some more of the Nike no show socks.
I didnβt like the look of the low cut socks that I was wearing with my new sneaks, and I needed more of the βno showβ kind.
Uh-Hun.
So, the Princess gives me one of those βyou gotta be kidding me looksβ and sternlyΒ says, βLucie, youβve got 4 drawers of sport socks! Youβre telling me you donβt have ANY low cut socks in those 4 drawers of socks?β
βNoβ, I innocently answer. βI didnβt say that. I said that I need more of the βno showβ kind.β
Uh-Hun.
βLucie, she patiently responds, βI KNOW youβve got the βno showβ kind. Have you gone through your sock drawers, lately?β
βMa, che sei grullo! (How stupid are you?)β I answer.
βWho the hell has time to go through 4 drawers of socks to look for a particular kind of sock, for Peteβs sake?β I continue.
βIβm retired, not bored.β
Uh-Hun.
Well, Iβm bored and decided to βorganize my sock drawersβ today, after buying 6 more pair of βno showβ sport socks, People, and I shamefully stand before you a woman acutely in need of a sock intervention!
Yes, I canβt believe it, but Iβm the Imelda Marcos of sport socks and desperately in need of an intervention program.
Iβm sitting in the middle of 97 pair of multi-colored, various-styled sport socks that can be used for biking, hiking, skiing, snow shoeing, walking, gardening and a host of other activities, and have ONE (yes, you read correctly), ONE pair of nylons that Iβve had so long that I think theyβre actually coming back into vogue, again.
Help!
Is there a 12-step recovery (sock) program for people like me?
Oh well, as my 99-year old Aunt Molly likes to say, βCazzo, what βcha gonna do?β
Hope your 4th was filled with good food, the company of good friends, and much laughter.
Have a good week, People, and Iβll catch you next time, with another adventure, looking at life from MY shoes!
So, you have a problem with butt-sprung underwear. Good you didn’t grow up at my house!
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Yeah, I don’t like “wet underwear”, either!!! Mom said that I had an issue with wet ditties since infancy!!! π
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I laughed and laughed at your paragraph about the medics cutting away your socks and underwear. In fact, I’m still gigging and my husband is looking at me. About socks: I share your compulsion. If it even looks like a flaw is appearing in a sock, out with the old and in with some new.
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I’m humbled by your laughter, Kiddo! I wonder if your appreciation for that paragraph is a “generational one”???? My Mom always told me to make sure that I changed my socks and undies before going out, “in case’ I got into an accident!!!!! π I thought this was kind of “goofy”, even as a child!!!! Told her that my undies would probably not be too high on my list of concerns if I were broad-sided by a MACK truck going 80 miles an hour, but she didn’t appreciate my “sarcasm”….Go figure! π Hey! Thanks again for reading me and even more for taking the time to comment. Catch ya later, gator! π
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Lucie, I nominated you for a challenge: http://suburbanhobo.com/2015/07/09/lovehate-challenge/
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Uh-Hun and if I do, does everyone have access to this or just you and my 4 nominees????? π
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Hey, I need some new socks. Mine all have holes in them, especially the sports socks; I keep meaning to buy some, but I forget when I’m at the store. (Early onset dementia? Or maybe holey-sock induced dementia?) Anyway, I cracked up about the Imelda Marcos of sports socks, and how long you’ve had your nylons! π
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Good to go, little buddy! New socks being sent out, ASAP!!!! Glad you got the Imelda Marcos comment! Some of my “readers” are too young to appreciate some of my references. Thanks for stopping by, Laura. Hope you and the little ones are enjoying the Summer! (Especially now that the first draft is done!) π
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The summer’s almost over for us. School starts August 5th! I hope you and Princess are enjoying your summer, too. π
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Whoa….August 5th! We’re enjoying the time, too. Hopefully, we’ll fit in a fun vacation, one of these days….right now the Princess is intent on doing well with her newly acquired position.. π
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So funny and so much truth. How about an”S&P” program…my socks and
Panties multiplied because I left them all alone in a dark drawer for
Too long.
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An s and p intervention, eh?? You’re silly yourself! thanks for dropping by. π
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I hate the term LOL, but must confess, “the Imelda Marcos of sport socks” made me LOL.
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Anything to make you laugh, Kiddo! Hope you and the family had a great 4th!! π
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so funny and i love how indignant you were! please donate some to needy athletes who only have the kind that ‘show.’ your community service.
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Actually, I gave some off the socks that I used to “teach with” to a very appreciative friend! But thanks for the suggestion, Kiddo! π
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